[00:00:00] The Laughing Policeman - Charles Penrose
[00:01:00] Written by：Billy Grey
[00:07:00] I know a fat old policeman
[00:09:00] He's always on our street
[00:11:00] A fat and jolly red faced man
[00:13:00] He really is a treat
[00:15:00] He's too kind for a policeman
[00:17:00] He's never known to frown
[00:19:00] And everybody says
[00:20:00] He is the happiest man in town
[00:22:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[00:26:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[00:30:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[00:34:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[00:45:00] He laughs upon point duty
[00:47:00] He laughs upon his beat
[00:49:00] He laughs at everybody
[00:50:00] When he's walking in the street
[00:53:00] He never can stop laughing
[00:55:00] He says he's never tried
[00:56:00] But once he did arrest a man
[00:59:00] And laughed until he cried
[01:00:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:04:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:08:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:12:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:23:00] His jolly face is wrinkled
[01:25:00] And then he shut his eyes
[01:27:00] He opened his great big mouth
[01:29:00] It was a wonderous size
[01:31:00] He said I must arrest you
[01:33:00] He didn't know what for
[01:35:00] And then he started laughing
[01:37:00] Until he cracked his fat old jaw
[01:39:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:42:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:46:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:51:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:02:00] So if you chance to meet him
[02:04:00] While walking around the town
[02:06:00] Shake him by his fat old hand
[02:08:00] And give him half a crown
[02:10:00] His eyes will beam and sparkle
[02:12:00] He'll gurgle with delight
[02:13:00] And then you'll start him laughing
[02:16:00] With all his blessed might
[02:18:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:21:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:25:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:29:00] Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha